[Dailydrool] Uncle Chili!

[bassetslave at comcast.net]

A manly hound like me needs his food, and there doesn?t seem to be
much around here, but I will make the sacrifice.  Dodger found an almost
dead raccoon last night in the yard, but I didn?t eat it even though I am
always starving.  If you know where the heads  are hidden, pick out a nice
one for me.  Have I told you lately how much I lovelovelove you?



MOOOOO. Uncle Chili! I love my Uncle Chili who I look just like......really, truly, people mistake me for him until they look, well, underneath us......Uncle Chili is Aunt Taco WOOF Bell's real brother and they are 14 1/2 and still on their paws! 

...but Uncle Chili...I has a pwoblem...the pendants wif da pwitty basset are all very different. There are three black...each a different shape. A goldstone, two pinks, three shades of blue, two teardrop shaped green oned, a pale green one, a sort of turquoise, multicolored stone one, a dark black and brown one.... two are coral and a little different...flat pieces of coral with silver filigree top and bottom and there are.......two rainbow ones...oh me, oh my...the she slaves gotta look at em and figure out which one is bestest for them. They are all stone (or coral) ...but I do suggest visiting the sale table pronto soono at the pawction cause she got all she could for this BoardWaddle. She keeps walking by the tray and picking them up and whining about how pretty and wondering which will go first or last....I have explained to her that she can NOT have them all, that would cost too much kibble moolah and she has to share with the other slaves.....

Now, about this starving? Why is my Uncle Chili starving? Auntie Taco is even allowed to eat most anything she wants now.......but a dignified senior guy like my Uncle should not be forced to contemplate road un kill....live racoon is not on our menu!! OhmidawG. Uncle Chili! Come here! They are clearly not feeding you well enough...you can meet my Petuniapupcake and some of her kids and Taloooolah's daughter, Shelby.

Cakie, GM 01, Basset Hostess
BoardWaddle with me and Uncle Chili, April 25-26, 2008. Oshun City, NJ
NO RAIN PET CHILI NO RAIN NO RAIN PET CHILI FEED CHILI NO RAIN NO RAIN
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