[Dailydrool] Brudder Elwood gotz da slabe problem

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I bee on de missin list fur a few deys, dat because ol  
lard butt Elder Clara been sittin on me, mekein da brudder lookie at ebbery  
picsure dat be on da drool ob de butts. Why Brudder Elwood he lookie at ebbery  
tail tipe  all rounds de world. Elder Clara sez dis be da peyback fur  startin 
dis by puttin da bootie out  dere. Dey all berry nice, and dat man  Dog de 
Bob, he must be in da oberloadz heabins-but Brudder Elwood can't lookie  at no 
morez. Brudder Elwood seyz---GULP-----Elder Clara-i sorry. I no put no  morz ob 
your butt out dere. 
We talkz bout summfin else.
I gotz a slabe problem---she mekes da food for we hounds. She git out da  
biggie pot, and she put in da food, we git da chickie, da barley, da beens, da  
carrots, but dis week dere be problems---I lookie in dere and seyz, why where 
da  sweet taters? Brudder Elwood teke a big sniff--WHEW---what happin in here, 
whut  be all dis black stuffz--why dis smell like it gotz da bottom ob de oben 
scraped  rite in dere. An no sweet tatoes. And she meke nuff ob de slop fur 
all week.  Whut she be finkin? It no teke rocket man to turn downz de heat-
Do Brudder Elwood hab to do dis too? 
Do odder houndies hab dis slabe problem???
Brudder Elwood be hungry.
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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