[Dailydrool] How to convince him that counter surfing isn't actual excercise???

[Perham Benefits Group]

I'm not certain how to post something for every one to respond to, so here's 
my feeble attempt.

How in the world can I train him not to follow his nose?  Seriously!  We 
love the guy so much, would never give him up, but I'm considering a baby 
gate for the kitchen entrance!  This is INSANE.  I'm missing a stick of 
butter - paper and all!  He devours toothbrushes as if they were peanut 
butter, pulls the chips out of the pantry (can manipulate the door open) and 
sticks his entire head in the bag!  Ugh.  I need Cesar, and YESTERDAY!

PS - the absolutely best thing about this vacuum boy is that he doesn't 
discriminate.  While he finds used tissues to be as tasty as buttered 
popcorn, he also loves his antihistamine medicine and will eat it alone, 
twice a day!

Please send your thoughts our way!  Thanks!!!!!   - Tobi
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