[Dailydrool] PhD in Slave Training

[Bozena Tieszen]

Hi eberyboddy! Elmoosh hewe-
I yam wewkin wewwy hawd to twayn me swabe, she a good student  
he,he,he. I jess gib her da wook sho me bewwy an she jess terns inta  
mo..moo...mewasas!
Soo iffen ya need a hewp or teepies fwom da masste jess holla.
Oh, issa secwet, don tewwme Gwanma, I sweeped on here bed too, she not  
now dat, she plukeded my besstes bruvver Vinnie an auntie Bertha an my  
cusin Pee..Peempa....Pimpernoodle -boy dat haad.
Dwool ta aww

Elmoosh ABD  (all but dissertation)