[Dailydrool] interducing meself

[joanne rusaw]

Me bonnie here. The mom aint up yet so me sneek on the puter. Me want to introdce me new brother. Hims name is RUfuss.The dum ole mom hab some dum idea of wantin to call him huckleberry hound. hmmmmp. wike i want a brother wif a dum name wike that. Then it went to murphy, then clyde, then moose now today I here her call him rufuss. Her cant mke up her mind. The rufuss is hims name to begin wif. boy is her not to smart. all that finkin for nofin.....any way me let him get on for a min. Me show him how to paw the keys. here him is (who ebber him is)
My sisser bonnie wet me type  for a min she say. I just want to tell ebbery one I came from arkansaw with 10 of me friends. Although i nident no where i be going I now know me be goin sompwace really special.. Me neber saw such fings in my 7 years i be aroun. So far there is pwetty green stuff that i walkey on bonnie say it be grass. ohhhh feels so good on my toeeys. Then there be sweepin in this thing called a housey. Oh such comforts one could only dream about. And oh the food and something called treets are plentaful... My belly is happy.  The mom say I such a good boy. Me goes out to go potty and I get pats on my head. They feel so good. Any way i here mommy and daddy talkin and they say Me nebber going to leab my new homey... Sofin about they are failures. I dont fink so I fink they are the beset mommy and daddy in the world. Oh bonnie say enough for me first time. I talk again later. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life is soooo goodey now............
Ok so that is me new brother. Al though I fink he be ok he gonna be the trouble maker round here. me and maggie just eat and sweep but no not him. The mom herd a noise in the kitchen wast nite and her go in and there be the rufuss sittin on the floow wif the top of the garbage can on his head . his head was sticking out the flap thing and he just be sittin there..    I fink him gonna be a counter surffer to. we not use to them kind of antics in this house. I fink me peace and quiet just weft. oh welll nap time. Be bonney out..............


      
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