[Dailydrool] My Name Is Norm

[Sandi Wittenberg]

Mom says it is time for me to introduce myself.  My name is Red Bay Nanomone
Peacemaker, but my friends call me Norm.  I am the youngest of the Red Bay
Boys.  Some of you may remember my great-uncle Nick; he wrote famous
stories.  I have been just kind of hang out around here growing and
learning, but I think things are going to get really interesting this
weekend.  At least that what my buddy Grady is telling me.

 

Lately, my mom has been doing strange stuff with me.  Every day she takes me
out in the driveway and we walk back and forth, back and forth for 277
nickzillion hours.  Then she makes me stand still.  THAT IS HARD!  And then
weirdest thing . you are NOT going to believe this . she makes me stand on
these wooden stilts for 63 nickzillion minutes!  Grady says that the wood
thingies aren't stilts.  He says they are training blocks to teach me how to
stack.  All I know is that I have to stand really still and I'm not very
good at that, but the good thing is that Mom gives me cheese treats the
entire time I am standing on the stilts.

 

Then, tonight Mom took me over to Granny Pat's.  We went down to the
basement ... boy, those steps are big!  Mom buzzed my toenails, gave me a
bath in a big tub, then she tried to blow me right off the grooming table
with a big wind maker. After that, we came home and Grady told me a secret!
He says I am going to go on a "road trip" on Saturday and I am going to be
in my FIRST dog show.  Mom says Grady can come with us so I won't be lonely
. I think it will take us 4 naps to get there.  Grady says he wants to go
'coz if I win, then we get to go to DQ.  I have no clue what he is talking
about, but he knows a lot of stuff, so I believe him.

 

I'll keep you posted.  OH . mom says to tell everybody . my English is good
but my math is terrible!

 

Drools to ya!

Norm    

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