[Dailydrool] The World According to Norm - My Brush With Death

[Sandi Wittenberg]

It's me again - Norm!

 

Let me tell you what happened around here today.  This morning, Grady and I
were out in the yard and Grady felt a rain drop.  Well, being the old far
--- I mean, old fabulous guy that he is, he started barking for Mom, saying
"I'm melting, I'm melting".  It was still pretty early, so Mom was still in
"grumpy" mode and she told us to go get on the porch if we were afraid of
melting.  I KNEW that I wasn't going to melt 'coz I got rained on at the dog
show.  But Grady - he was another story.  He kept whining and barking (BIG
WUSS!) until finally Mom let us in the house. 

 

Hoagie and Johnny were hanging out in the kitchen, so we went to hang out in
the family room.  KEWL - we got the prime real estate!  That is where the
big fluffy cushions are and where the best toys are kept.  I started playing
with the toys and Grady was snoozing on the cushions.  Then I got bored and
I wanted to PLAY!  That is when the trouble started.  You see, Johnny taught
me this new game.  It's call the "Bark-Bounce-Hump" game.  You can see where
this is going, huh?

 

So, there I was, trying to get O.F. Grady to play the BBH Game.  He was okay
with the BB part of the game, but when I got to the H part of the game -
WOW!  He jumped on top of me and pinned me to the floor --- and it gets
worse.  He YELLED at me lots and really loud!  Then, I swear on Granny Pat's
best liver treats, he tried to RIP MY EAR OFF!  But worst of all, Mom didn't
even try to rescue me.   After 234 nickzillion minutes, O.F. Grady finally
let me up.  I don't think I am going to try to play BBH with Grady again.

 

Mom checked me out and I now have a pierced ear.  I think I will call my
twin princesses and see if I can borrow some of their earrings!

 

Drools to ya!

Norm (and the rest of the Red Bay Gang)

Grady, Hoagie & Johnny

Sandi Wittenberg - Mom to the Red Bay Basset Boys

 

 

 

 

  

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