[Dailydrool] Annie & Maggie, the saga continues

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

Annie,  boy or boy,  momma be mad at me again, she took me and  sissy for a 
walk inda park and we wus real good, so momma  decided  to take us thru  da 
drive thru , we like da drive thru's, they  always  give us doggie treeets.  I'm 
new at dis grab the treeets from  da man  thing and he not real smart about us 
bassets, he aint debber heard  about da drool, so he be makin comments to da 
momma about how cute we are and i  dis say give me dem treeeeets !!!!!!  me 
and sissy we had deb  long huggers just awaiting for him  we slimed him all da 
way up to him  elbows !!!!!!  momma thought he was going to faint !!!!!! so den 
the other  lady comes out , she bereal nice, we like her, but I thought she 
was kibbin me a  dudder treeetand I grabbed her hand and chewed her real long 
finger nail  off,  she just had deb polished last night and me got me one, i 
dun chewed  it right off, da lady not real happy with me, but momma told me it 
was ok cause  they just  FAKE one anyways !!!!!! and her should know bedder 
than to stick  her hand in da window with no treeeeet !!!!!!  momma drove so fast 
out the  big door that she laid rubbbber on da driveway.den we come home, and 
know  what ????  we gotz us a wild duck that be commin to meez back yard   
every night and he just be depositing lots of  poop every where  and  you all 
know what happens next, why sissy finds the piles and she starts a  rollin and 
rollin and rollin every where !  momma be yelling and a  screaming and running 
after  sissy and we thought she was playing with us  so we be jumpin on her 
and now she gots the ducky poo on her too !!!! momma says  we all dead ducks,  
she be losing her mind for sure, we aint no ducks all  da neighbors be laughing 
and point at da momma, why she gotz the hose out  squirtin the ground and she 
got me on one side and da sissy on da other side,  we  be afraid datz the 
neighbors be callin dem men in da white coats to  come and snatch da momma !!!!! 
momma put an emergency call into our daddy and  she said bring home MORE WINE 
!!!!!!!!!   oh boy we getz to  party tonight  whopeeee !!!!!
 
dats be all dere is for dis day, we go get ready to party with momma  !
 
Annie and Maggie



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