[Dailydrool] da brudder at the beach

[ccooley at wowway.com]

Okay, I'm obviously going to have to stop reading the drool at work. I'm a 
nurse and (apparently) it isn't seemly to snort diet coke out your nose at 
the nurse's station. Sigh. (and ouch, my nose hurts) :) I was fine until I 
got to the part about "I wouldz of packed dat liddel jewel rite in da trunk" 
and then I snorted. Gotta love these babies!!

In regards to Mothers' Day, it's a work weekend for me and I work nights so, 
I didn't see much of it. Stella gave me the best possible gift... peace and 
quiet. She got up this morning when I came home, went out, ate breakfast and 
went right back to sleep until I got out of bed this afternoon. Hallelujah!! 
(We went for a long walk to make up for the shameless lethargy of the day.) 

So, Happy Mothers' Day to all moms - be it two leggers, four leggers, or 
borrowed versions of either!! 

Colleen, slave to Stella, Daisy the lab, and Molly ATB


>Dis be Brudder Elwood. Why da brudder he jus shocked. I jus besides me  
>self. I readz da drool and I seez dat Henry he come to da beach an not see 
>da  brudder. Now whutz up wif dis????? Why I had a nice gifttie rite hears 
>for youz to take homez wif you. Dat rite--Elder Clara she reedy to go. I 
>wouldz of packed  dat liddel jewel rite in da trunk ob de car, waved da big 
>paw. Why Elder Clara  she be multipuurpoose--you git her close, dere be 
>nuff ob herz she like a furnace. She keep youz warm. You putz her ober 
>yoouze head, she keepz da waters  off ob yoouze. Why she bigger dan de 
>tent. We knowz da weedderman he be not  doin we goodz rite nowz, We no 
>unnerstandz dis, but yoouze miss de boat, Brudder Elwood sadz and stillz 
>stuck wif Elder Clara. 
>
>I gib me Momma a nice giffttee. I gib her hard time todey. It be da only   
>gift da Brudder could findz.