[Dailydrool] The World According to Norm - HELP! I'm In Jail

[Sandi Wittenberg]

It's me again - Norm!

I am not having a good day.  My leg started hurting on Sunday and I have
been limping around, so Mom took me to see Dr. Melanie today.  I love (or
least I used to love) Dr. Melanie.  She is pretty and snuggly.  She always
gives me belly rubs and tells me how handsome I am.  And she also has a
puppy that is not a basset but could qualify for the OEBE.  He's a Belgian
Tu -uhh - Tv --- uhh - crud!  I can't spell it!  Anyway, he chewed up the
zipper on his soft crate and got loose at a dog show.  Then he ate some bird
seed and urked all over Dr. Melanie's bed and had that "exploding tailpipe"
stuff on her couch.  And today, I found out that he got into a cabinet and
ate some soap and bleach!!!!  YUCK!  Dr. Melanie was embarrassed - she had
to call the vet!  That is funny!  But, I am mad at Dr. Melanie today!

 

When we went to see her today, she said I have Pantie-O's.  I told her that
guys don't have panties.  We have BVD's or boxers, but no panties!   She
told me no, not panties - PANO!  Then she hurt me!  She squeezed my leg and
I squealed!  Yes - that is the leg that hurts - duh!  She said she was sorry
and kissed me, so I forgave her.  Then she gave mom some medicine for me.
It tastes sweet and it makes me feel kind of funny.  But then she really
made me mad!  She told Mom that I had to have STRICT CRATE REST!  No trips
to the Big Yard - No Playing - No Nothing!   Mom says that if I promise to
lay really still on the cushion, I can watch tv with her tonight but that I
have to stay in my crate all of the time.  Dr. Melanie has sentenced me to
jail for 2348205.222 nickzillion days!  I tried calling Basset 911 - but
Aunt Melissa's phone was busy.  I tried calling Aunt Bonnie - Grady told me
that she is a softie - she used to take Nick to McDonald's when he was in
the hospital.  Granny Pat was no help either!

 

Okay you guys!  I am counting on you to figure out how to get me out of
jail.  If you need Mom's Visa card number to fund my escape it is
542236475474212912521561.  Just tell 'em to charge it!

 

Drools to ya!

Norm (and the Rest of the Red Bay Gang)

Grady, Hoagie, Johnny and Opie

Sandi Wittenberg - Mom to the Red Bay Basset Boys

 

 

 

 

 

 

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