[Dailydrool] Cookin

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Dis Brudder Elwood.  Dis terrible, jus terrible, why here it be almos  da dey 
ob da turkey. Momma gotz da list ob da foodz rite der fur me to readz, it  on 
da frigeratore. It seyz  turkey, hammie, beefie, and dis be da problum.  Why 
she open da door to da frigeratore, an dere be nuffin in dere. I lookie  agin, 
git me eyeballz on in dere. Take da inbentory ob da foodz fur da specul  dey 
ob gibbin fanks. 
Problum. Nuffin in dere. What dis mean?? Why we gotz no turkey, no hammie,  
no beefie in dere, we gotz nuffin. An she gots dis on da list. Why I hear da  
Momma on da phone, she be a talkin bout da cookin, and dem granchillren, and  
whut she gonna feedz all da peeps a comin fur da food??
I gotz to fink.
I git me measurin stick.
Otey. Where dat Elder Clara bee?? We see iffin she fit in da roastin pan,  
why dis be a squeeze fur dis, but we gotz to hab da food an dat one feed all da  
peeps fur da whole bisit.
Dere she be. We gotz da lenghtz by da widthz, Whoa, my hebbins, she been  
eatin good again, she plump, but she gonna bee a tuff ol bird, an she no  fit in 
da roaster. Mebee we jus stuff her in da obin. gib her da roast. Hmmmm,  dere 
problum wif da door a closin, Brudder Elwood gonna hab to use da back feetz  
to shob dat one in dere. She fightin da brudder, I git Brudder Jake, he gotz da 
 feet ob da moose, he help. We try an stuff herz on in dere. 
Meybee we teke da door off da obin.
Hmmm, she still a hangin out. No bastin room on dis.
I fink I call dat turkey hotlinez, meebee dey hab all da answerz. Why we  
gotz roastin to do, why dis bee a hunnerd pound Clara, we ain't a roastin jus  
any ol bird.
Hey Nigel, lookie in da bookie, how long we cook dis??
 
Drool to all in need
 
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Elder Clara,  Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds 
Virginia  Beach Basset Hounds

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