[Dailydrool] Dis be awfulz

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Dis Brudder Elwood. We gittin all ready fur da pawtie tonite, so I tellz da  
peepuls whut been a happin. Da brudder still gotz da attertude bout dis one.  
Momma she been a goin to da showz ebbydey, she com home a smellin like meny  
odder doggiez. I gib herz da eye, jus keepin herz in da line. So she be a  
moterin round me home an why she put us boyz in da yard, she close me door, da  
brudder fink bout dis, cause he hearz Momma Sandi and Grammie Pat, rite in de  
home. I ober at  da door, yellin and poundin to come in me home, youze  know, 
in case dey furgit me, and all ob a sudden we hearz Elder Clara, why she  be 
screamin and a moanin an da brudder perk him earz rite up, dere summfin a  goin 
on in dere, dis ain't soundin gud. 
Well dey let us boyz in and why dere be a table in me home, an dere be toe  
nailz ebberywherez. Da Brudder be laffin, why dere ain't nobodie gonna cut me  
nailz, no sir, I done made dat be known rite now. I lookie round, Elder Clara  
stillz huffin an puffin bout her toes an I seyz Nope. Not da Brudder.
Welp, da next fing da Brudder know, I bee on da teble. Sidewaysz. Da  Brudder 
scream, fite, I bee a snappin, an now I gottz Momma Sandi a layin on me,  
Grammie Pat got me headbone, Daddie a holdin me middle, an den Momma put a towel  
on be eyeballz. I still fightin. Momma Sandi sey she gotz me fronts done,  
Brudder Elwood realz unheppy nowz, she be a headin fur me rearend an me crissmus 
 ballz ain't dere, she gotz me footie, she gotz dat moochine runnin, I gots 
four  peepuls a holdin me down.
Den it happin.
I pee all ober Momma Sandi.
Dat didn't stop herez.
Otey. Time fur me big gunz.
Brudder Elwood gib a biggie push, an gib Momma Sandi a blow out me anal  
glandz.
AHHHHHH, da aromaz. It be a load. Brudder Elwood berry proud. Ebbin got me  
aim down good too.
Why nuffin stop dis woomen. She git all me toez. Da brudder he been  had.
So I gotz dis to sey, Norm, me furbud, you jist tell dat Rotten Walter you  
Momma be a packin da dremmel, why he nebber mess wif you again.
 
We send drool to all in need.
 
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey atb,  Elder Clara, Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds

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