[Dailydrool] Da Brudder readin da droolz-

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Norm and da gang left todey, we be a hopin a safe trip  
home, we hab fun, an I not gonna tellz bout da pawtie till he git back home.  
Momma Sandi leab him on da mountain iffin she knowz all da fingz we do, but da  
Brudder tellz youze all dis--I git in jail. Yup Jail fur da Brudder. So nowz  
youze see why we keep da choppers shut till Norm git on da home turf.
 
So I be a readin da droolz, hopin ebbery bodie feelin betterz, we been a  
sendin liddel notes, gibbin da droolz to all dat needz it. 
Da Brudder, well he readz a liddel storie frum dat guy Bill, youze know, da  
guy dat do da ironin fur Angela basset. He callz it pressin. Momma callz it  
ironin, whut she nebber do, but anyweyz, we glad youze git da bookie, help da  
houndz, and da Brudder wantin to sey he hab no problum wif xpressin himself.  
Youze ask Momma Sandi, why da Brudder he xpressed himself all ober herz, it 
not  be no problum. Yes sir, why it com out me tailpipe an we sure dat be 
English  Momma Sandi was a seyin-me Momma done called me all dem namez before, so 
dat be  English I sure. And when Miss Angela go fru me book wif da comb, iffin 
you find  dem bugz wif da long names you be a lookin fur, tell da brudder. We 
send you  placement model wif no bugz. So we git dat settled. 
Otey. Next.
Whut be da problum wif da food bowl gittin late ebby time?? I lookie out  
dere at da sky, it almost dark, I ain't got me bowl, I go gib Momma a liddel  
bark, she seyz it be new time, it be dinnerz soon. Da Brudder not gib a hooter  
bout no new time, I hungie. So now we all yellin, where be da bowl?? Momma not  
ebbin lissen. me tummy be a rumblin, she still up dem steps a workin, we 
bark,  we scream, we pound on da gate, she keep seyin it not time, it be new time. 
Is  dis new time only at da Brudder home or odder doggies hab dis problum  
too???
 
We send drool to all in need--
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey atb,  Elder Clara, Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds

Go to _www.brudderelwood.com_ (http://www.brudderelwood.com/)  and order 
Brudder  Elwoods Book, Help the rescue hounds today!
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