[Dailydrool] Nobuddy lubs me

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Nigel.
Nobuddy lubs me no more.

MomPerson dozin on da couch an I climes up too all comfy. Everthing nice. I
crawls up a liddel more sos I kin gib kisses. MomPerson snuggle den say ok
dats enuff lemme nap.
I love kissin. I keep kissin. MomPerson say ok dats enuff, Nigel, and kinder
push me away a liddel.
I snuggle a liddel more an she say NIGEL DAT ENUFF an sit up an help me
down. Humf like i want down.

So I sittin dere an Mr. Cooper, Sir, he sitting dere too. He lookin at me. I
fink I get up on da couch agin. I start. MomPerson say DAT NUFF NOW! and Mr.
Cooper he say
mmmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  which I
fink meen, leeb momPerson alone.
I says
Oh yeah?
And he say....well I neber quite heer eberthing he say cuz allasudden I
upside down and tryina kill Cooper an he gots my troat and makin noise like
a ment mixer.
MomPerson help? NO!! She pull Llewis and Mitchell oudda da way an watch. I
tryna kill  Cooper. He need it. He roarin and bellerin an bouncing me aroun
an den MomPerson finely say
Cooper dat Nuff now.
And he lookit her wiffout opnin he mouf. And she say "Cooper, back off." and
he leggo an walk away. I shoulda kilt him. I shoulda grabt he beke legs an
bitem in half. I shoulda tore he eers off. I shoulda got up off my beke off
da floor at leest but I just kinder laid dere awhile and now I resting in my
crate wif da door open thinkin nobuddy lub me.

Drool to you in need,
Lonesome Nigel
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