[Dailydrool] tanksgibing, 2008

[Nadine Mysker]

MeMom surbibed a wonerful fansgibing dis year an did it all hersef
'cept da apetizerz dat de mens had to bwing in order to git in da
door.  (What kin I say, does were her rulz, not mines) but MeMom said
it sure worked good for hers!

An me nephew Baxter da Buppy, all 7 monsfs a him an weally wong wegs
gots to meet me.  MeMom teached Baxter to pick up my leash an take me
down da stairs an off da couch.  I not wike it cuz he did it when I
was sweeping, too, dad dum bubby.  But he was still a perty good boy
an only pooped once in da house but on a runner by da door so MeMom an
MeDad were not too mad.  Baxter da Buppy stayed at MeMom's house for 3
zillion days it seemed.  I am kinda gwad he is gone cuz now I gits all
da cuddles and cookies but Baxter's Mom & Dad gib me wots, too.  Ebery
time he gots tweats so did I, ebery time I gots tweats so did Baxter.
It worked out pwetty good, actually. Baxter is a wescuew my two legger
found in St. Louis, Mo.  She called all da rescues but dey edder
didn't call her back or dey were full.  Her DH said:  No bubbies, no
mails, no mutts, no dogs til 2009.  But he followed her home in da
back ub her SUV so she took care ub him for free days and took him to
get vetted and shooted an eberyfing.  She adbertised him in da papers
and on Craigs Wish List but no one cwaimed him so da day she was gonna
take him to da pound, her hubby got up an said:  Hey, we're Baxter?
An she said who's Baxter?  An he said, Our new bubby, you know,
Baxter!  So dey gots to keep da bubby an named him Baxter and got hims
fixed and wuve him a wot!

I guess for a bubby he's not too bad.  MeMom said I can spend all ub
February, whateber dat is, wif him at his house in St. Louis while she
and MeDad go bacationing.  I don unerstan all dis but da two wegger
said it will be fun an good twaining for when dey get kids.  Hm, what
are kids?

Jill da Bagel