[Dailydrool] Why MomPerson Is Pounding Her Head Against The Wall

[Lilie Basset]

Dear Nigel and Llewis,

>From my observations, it seems that most MomPeople act this way when the 
DadPeople are going to be home all day, every day, 24/7, all the time, etc. 
I'm sure it's because they are SO happy that they need to get some of the 
excitement out of their body so that they don't just twitter and jerk all 
day with sheer happiness.  Pounding their heads against the wall is a 
relaxation technique.

Yes, that seems to be it.

You may notice, however, that there is a bit of uncontrolled jerking, eye 
twitching and muttering going on with the MomPerson after the DadPerson has 
been retired for about a month.  I've heard my Mom tell some interesting 
stories about how some MomPeople that she knows expressed themselves when 
able to spend so much quality time with their spouse.

Enjoy the treats and the backyard.

Fondly,
Lilie Basset (Daffodil says that she'd love to have Daddy here all the 
time!)