[Dailydrool] Fw: Daisy, Lucy the naughty pup (!) and Nigel and Llewis - from Morse, (Sir?)

[rebecca stanton]

Linda, we are sending lots and lots of drool - we do hope
Daisy's feeling better.
 
Naughty pup - BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!    Morse nodded head in
approval when I read to him of Lucy's doings.  Morse was
generally fairly good in the destroying department, but we
were prepared for it - he pulled the curtains shut for us (so thoughtful!) and ripped them, and gnawed the bottom off of the table.  LOL.  I must
admit I thought it was hilarious.  Even now though, (he is 4)
he will demolish things if he can - he will run down the
garden with my boots, tear apart cleaning cloths and rolls
of tissue paper, lol.  Have you thought of buying the Basset
Hound Owners Survival Guide?  I recommend it.  And also bear in
mind that if Lucy continues with this behaviour there is
always a place for her in the OEBE (Order of the Evil Basset
Empire) camp - they are frequently advertising for new
members, where these acts are positively encouraged!

Nigel an' Llewis - dis be da Morse - da momslabe juss gon off somewhere. 
Da hoss dung.  Oooh it be gud, speshlly when it be steamin.
 Nowz, dis be da deel.  It be a wun off.  FAW FWEE.  I
gid da wheel-bawwa and spade, and gets yooz da jiffy bag ob
da dung.  I then poss it furss class,  IMPAWTANT - DO NOT
BEND - PLEEZ HANDEL WIB CARE.  And den yooz git da packidge, aww sealed up faw da fweshniss.  And den, if yooz can send I dat gud skunk turd yooz git out der, I wi.....      ..ohhhh hi momma, I juss....

PC HAS BEEN SHUT.
THERE WILL BE NO PACKAGE OF DUNG.
MOMSLAVE ASKING FARMERS TO PLEASE PLOUGH FIELD FULL OF DUNG BEFORE SHE DOES IT FOR THEM
MORSE SULKING

Becky, Morse & Pumbaa ATB x


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