[Dailydrool] Fwd: The World According to Norm - I'm in Virginia

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 From: Sandi at krvw.com
To: dailydrool at dailydrool.org
Sent: 10/29/2008  10:17:44 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Subj: The World According to Norm -  I'm in Virginia


It's me again - Norm!
WOW!  What a trip!  It  took us two days and 23408 nickzillion hours.  We
went through  sunshine, rain, snowflakes and LOTS of wind but we arrived
safely last  night.  Momma Debbie met us in Rickiemond and helped us find
our way  to Virginia Beach.  It was a good thing too! 'coz there was a  6
nickzillion mile backup at some tunnel and she knew another way to  get
here.  When we got here, Daddy Wayne came over to help us set up  so my Dad
wouldn't be lifting or carrying anything around.  Mom sure  didn't want to
have to take him to the hospital again.  And Momma  Debbie brought this
yummy beef stew too!  She can really cook  good!
Now, a Johnny update.  Mom was still worrying about Johnny Poop  Chute.  He
was trying and tryin but no poop.  She even had da  Brudder's vetman on
standby in case Johnny needed him.  When we  staying in Transylv, I mean
Pennsylvania, Mom went and bought Johnny an  *enemy* and some *punkin*. 
Johnny didn't like the enemy but he loved the  punkin.  Then, at 5:00 dark
o'clock in the morning, Johnny started  barking the "I gotta go" bark.  So
Mom came outside in her jammies and  raincoat 'coz it was raining and
walked Johnny around and his Poop Chute  made a itty-bitty poop.  Mom was
glad but still worried.  Then,  somewhere in Virginia at a rest stop, Mom
was walking us again.  SHE  IS SO EMBARASSING!  YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS! 
Johnny made a real poop  and Mom started yelling to Granny Pat "WE HAVE
POOP!"  Then, this is  soooo embarassing, she put the poop in a baggie and
took it over to Granny  Pat and they both were ooohhh and ahhing over it. 
People were looking at  them really funny and walking WAY FAR AWAY from
them.  Dad pretended  he didn't know them.  I pretended I didn't know them!
Johnny just kept  begging for more punkin!
I gotta go now and get ready to show  tonight.  More later!
Drools to ya!
Norm & everybody else  too!




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