[Dailydrool] Droolplease small amounts

[Beverly Szaton]

Llewis an Me we drooling. Uncle Cooper Sir, he drooling. (He speshally
droolt dis mornin when one ob da smoke alarums start beepin. He goe sit on
MomPerson's face, yessir he did honest. She spittin hair an pushin he off an
den she heer from a gazillion miles away      *beep*   and DadPerson tryin
ta get it ta stop cause it in he bedroom, what be Uncle Cooper Sir's
"saferoom".

Enyways Gampa Mitchell bin actin funny cupla days now, goin out a lot at
night, hidin beke in the Jungle an not comin when he callt. MomPerson lookt
around an found a ded bird whut we playin wif and took it away da
sportspoiler. She foller Mitchell aroun but seeing nuffin.
Dis affernoon DadPerson come home an fine Grampa Mitchell pukaged he brains
out all over da plase an it gots blood init. Suma liddel suma lot. MomPerson
(who were at work at da Vetspital) say well (duh) bringem down!! So Grampa
Mitchell gots blud sucked outta he leg, an xrays an a ca that terr in he leg
an got poked good eben he nebbermind chekd out an it fulla blud. Yukola!!!
He come home wif MomPerson an go ousside an poop a puddle, two puddles of
brite red blood. MomPerson call da Vetspital. Doc busy. She say ok dat fine
if he too busy we just wait an see if Mitchell meke it thro da night an I
call inna mornin an leddim nose. (She mad.) He not dat busy. He laffin. He
nose MomPerson. Grampa Mitchell go beke. Get sumfin else for to coat he
tummy. We no see no coat but dat whut momPerson say. She bring home a baga
stuff wif plestic lines an NEEDLES!! an sumodder stuff an lader tanite she
an DadPerson say dey gonna gib he more fluwids. Dis soun like sumfin we
wanna miss.

Meentimes MomPerson serchin yard an beke in da Jungle she fine a hole wif
two liddel tiny bones an fethers. Grampa been hoggin a bird for mebbe three
days!!! It got a big ole piece of x-pen ober it now.

So we mekin our own Drool for Grampa Mitchell. MomPerson say it too soon for
he to leave, an she gettin worriet, we can tell. So you gots a liddel extra
we kin awways gib it to Grampa Mitchell.

Ok we goin ousside see if we can fine anodder bird.

Love an Drool to those who need it, speshul to Lenore,
Nigel and Llewis and Uncle Cooper, Sir.
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