[Dailydrool] The Official Titles

[Jessica Sutton]

Ooh dear me, Nigel and Llewis, I can't stop laughing!  You guys are the
best!!  And Watson, you get that evil bear in your bathroom!!  Momma
doesn't know how dangerous it is, but you do!!  Oh, that was so funny!!
Brudder Elwood, as soon as your restaurant ob bones is ready, we want to
come visit, so let us know!  Opening night!  Can't wait!  The girls
wanted me to tell everyone that they have decided on their official job
titles.  Diva is "Director of Homeland Security" - charging out into the
unknown and patrolling the perimeter of the yard to protect her family
from all intruders, both human and non-human, large and small, from dogs
to frogs, and everything in-between.  When danger is near, she puffs up
her 32lb body, growls, snarls and barks like a rabid lunatic so that the
terrorists and villains on the other side will think she's a cross
between a rotweiler, mountain lion and grizzly bear and they will turn &
run for the hills.  Sophie is the "Missing Morsel and Concealed Crumb
Location Specialist" - seeking out discarded food, dropped crumbs, and
unwanted scraps that are hidden to the naked eye, and bringing them out
of hiding in order to remove them and their threat to her family.  Just
when you think the dust-buster has gotten it all...think again!!!  Just
last night she found a single grain of rice in a queen size fleece
blanket that was rolled up in a ball!!  It took 35 minutes and a
thorough, almost obsessive compulsive snooter-raid-search-and-rescue,
but she found that terrorist rice grain!!!           

 

Jessica L. Sutton 

Reporting all is safe and sound on the home front.  Over and out.

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