[Dailydrool] Grumpy Brudder Elwood

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Grumpy Brudder Elwood. Dat rite. Da brudder be grumpy.  I 
jus a waitin fur all da news to hit da droolz. Da Waddle, da Shufflez oh da  
fun, da games, da food-DA BABES-I kin hearz it all. An where be Brudder  
Elwood???? At da home. I been woofin at me Momma all weekendz, I sez why no  waddle 
fur Brudder Elwood?  Why da only waddle Brudder Elwood see is Elder  
Clara-she waddle to da door, she waddle to da food, she waddle all ober. I tellz  
Momma, youze git down herez on me lebbel an lookie at dat waddle, see dat rump,  
dem feets dat moob soooo slow-why dere be wrinkles on da tailpipe she be so  
old.
Momma seyz Elwood, you go ober da line agin, I seyz, dat easy fur youze to  
sey Momma, gib herz a sniffy, why between da smellz ob da gold bondz, an da gas 
 bombs frum her, da Brudder why he lucky he breathin.  Den Momma seyz you  
clean up youze choppers to Elder Clara or you ain't gonna be a suckin air. I  
seyz OTAY BIG MOMMA.
I write dis down. Dis biggie mistake. Brudder Elwood not a seyin dat ebber  
agin. 
Why Momma she gib me earflaps new style. Dey kinna back dere by me tail  now, 
an me collar kinna lookin like one ob dem nose rings, an I been in da lock  
down till me git new attertude.
Brudder Jake he a lookin round like he know nuffin. It be like libbin in  dat 
Mayberries town wif Aunt Bee and Goober. Sigh.
Otay, Brudder Elwood hope all da houndies hab good time. We finkin ob you  
all.
 
Drool to all in need-and honestly, we hope it is not needed--
 
 
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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