[Dailydrool] NEWS FLASH IN VIRGINIA BEACH AREA

[basetsavr5 at aol.com]

?Poleese have once again been called to the home of the Winchesters,in Virginia Beach, VA,?this time for a stolen vehicle. Information obtained today note that a white BMW convertible was taken without permission, and once again poleese have put out a all points bulletin for a "Brudder Elwood". ?He is the prime suspect in the thieft of this vehicle, but also wanted are acomplices known as Brudder Jake and Sister Daisy. Poleese searched the Winchester home and interrogated a older lady known as Elder Clara. She states that the three took the car, along with a gallon of vodka, a ham shank and headed north to something she referred to as a "Waddle". She also stated that there was a arguement between the Brudders as to who would be driving, but she believes Brudder Elwood was behind the wheel, Brudder Jake was "riding shotgun" and Sister Daisy was "calling the ball" from the back seat. She also stated that "da varmit behind da wheel ain't got a lick of sense in da snooter". 
The three wanted in this are considered ignorant, poleese warn.
Upon checking into this count of a "Waddle", we have learned that a huge?gathering is being held by similar suspects and poleese in that area have been notified. 
Elder Clara also related that she overheard the group mention they were going after "Deeba", and that Brudder Elwood was planning to tie a knot in her snooter.
Anyone with information on this is asked to call the biskithole hotline.


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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