[Dailydrool] Cnly wins

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Nigel for da liddel vwl challenitched one. You reddy, kid? Ok here we
goes:


Dis Conley (not reely it Nigel riting it for him)
Dis Conley an I finely won my baddel wif da sofftee sofftee warm an nicey
fings whut MamaPerson wear on she leggs at nite.
I no gots nuffin sofftee sofftee ta were on my liddel legs at nite. An dese
gots pixshures ob anodder liddel dog onem. Why she wering sumfin wif anodder
dog onem?
So ebberday Conley (dass me) git da sofftee fings offa da place she putem no
madder where she putem I gets em. An I dragem aroun an chew onem nice
sofftee stuff. Juss chew. Num Num Num. An ebberday she see an grabem an
putem where I no kan reech.(Sumtime we do dis seberal times.)
Well!!
Taday she busee in da kichen an I fond where she puttem. Agin. I gets em
down. Sofftee sofftee warm an smells like MamaPerson an I num num num num
num an DIS TIME nobuddy see me! An I num a hole an a biggerer hole an num
summore eetin dat odder dog outta dere. Den I starts in anodder spot but dis
time she see come runnin yellin NONOCONLEYNONO but

BWAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH too late. I done done da deed. She no be wering
dose tanite. I showed dat odder liddel dog on dere but I gone miss da
sofftee sofftee part ob dem. Mebbe she get more.

Love an Drool to all in need (Nigel) Conley

Dis Cnly
I luv yu
Luv, Cnly.


MomPerson says those were my JAMMIES!!! I got them at Wal-Mart a long time
ago and they had the cartoon character from MUTTS on them. Darn it. I am now
missing most of one leg. He did not eat it, he just gnawed it to pieces.
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