[Dailydrool] Truthful Diva

[Ruth Mayberry]

Dis seems to me NOT to be sum delicate diva!!!
She be got her clawz out iffen you ask me...

besides, dat wurd delicate, it dont be goin in da same
sentense wif da wurd DIVA any o wayz!

So me ober herez be finkin dat dere BE sumpin to dis
pitchure in dis megazine!

An HEY...WAIT A MINUT!!!

Brudder Elwood, Buddy--
whatchu be duwin geddin dem kinna megazinys fur!!!
Mekes me kinna fink dat you NEED da Elder Clara
round to keep you in line, BUD!!!

Me no lonnger fink dat da Elder Clara be such a bad
ol bird! Me fankin me lucky starz dat Elder Clara be around!

Sum dogbuds jus no getz it--dey be dummer dan baggo roks--
den dey be ebben dummer by spredin it all ober da Drool
dat dey be duwin such fings--makes all da gurl doggys run fur
cubber cauze dey no dat such baggo roks houndyz be nuffin but
trubble an hartaches!

Me be sad an shhocked dat one ob me HEroes hab
dis kreepy kinna dark side ta him--me needz to refink
dis--yeah, dat be it--I just desided---me nu  HEroe
be da Wurd man--Llewis!!

NOUNSMENT!    NOUNSMENT!

Da used ta be Onnerble Brudder Eeekwood just
bin DEFRONED!!!

Me go frow he buk in da trash---Me go buy won ob 
Llewis's  teashurtz and keyp sayk boxis now.
(HEE gotz wurdz ob now ledge!) 

matter be clowsd--nuff sed,
huckle da berry hound (wat waz me "FINKIN!")




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  I no be sputterin.  You knowz nuffin.  They doctor up those pictures you doof.  Me never do dat.  Me Mom never let me.  And I am sure that the Elder Clara not stink as much as youze do.  You a big stinkaroonie!!  You no put a lid on nothin, youze just want to sound like the big manz, you liddle boyze.  Small brain, small heart.  Emma The Delicate Diva
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