[Dailydrool] Queen of Farts

[Karen]

We would definitely vote for Elder Clara for this prestigious title.  My kidz and I would like to nominate Nelly Belle as a possibility for Princess of Farts.  In the almost 3 months that Nelly Belle has been with us she has read too much of  Elder Clara's tailpipe stories.  She will "pass gas" whenever she is picked up, when playing with the other kidz, on every car ride, after meals etc.  The best ones she saves for very early mornings, when she positions herself so her tush is touching my arm and then lets loose with the silent but deadly type  allowing her scent to permeate my nostrils and eyes which creates burning and tearing to the inth degree.  She will raise her head to observe me gagging and to watch all the others leave in disgust then promptly stretch and go back to sleep.  She is just so pleased with her accomplishments.
Nelly Belle's nephew kitty needs to be a jester of farts, that kitty can clear a room and does so many times a day.
Droolz,
Karen and The Dog House Gang
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