[Dailydrool] Internal Combustion

[janet dean]

I've been reading the dialogue on 'internal combustion' and of course have
had quite a number of giggles and smiles while reading all of the posts.
Today, I received the following (with some really cute graphics, the first
one being Snoopy from the Peanuts cartoon strip) and just had to share it
with the Droolers.  No author's name was attached, so if you know who the
author is, please share it with everyone.  Hope you get a kick out of it
like I did.

 

Janet

Jackie, Kim and Lincoln - the cat

Mesquite, TX

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Internal Combustion

 

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
 
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
 
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
 
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there, 
With strange looks on their faces.
             . 
>From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
 
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
 
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?



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