[Dailydrool] MISS PENNY, OEBE

[Eleri Pastouret]

Bonejour, Miss Penny here ... ahem, sorry, Miss Penny, OEBE, Voleuse de 
Pain!!!!!

I Have my stiffycut and it says that moi moi moi is an uffishull OEBE 
member.  It says my title is "Voleuse de pain".  Now I wonder what that 
means??? I'm as good as gold - it must mean something like pawfect or 
wonderful, or ..... (NO PENNY, da mum here, it means Stealer of 
Bread!!!) Anyways, it's a beautiful stiffycut and will hang nicely 
outside Polly's cage - she doesn't have a title nananannanana!!!!!

Eleri here.  I don't know if it is to honour her new title but as I was 
sitting here on the 'puter I heard scuffling in the kitchen.  I went to 
investigate to see Miss Penny sneaking out of the door with an enormous 
lump of bread in her mouth!  It was in the recycling bin!  I grabbed it, 
put the bin on top of the table and went back to the computer.  Two 
minutes later I heard scuffling again so off I rushed, cursing my dear 
little newly appointed OEBE ... to find the garden in the kitchen 
plugging in one of his machines!!!  Hmm, embarassed mum had to go and 
apologise to Penny and slink out of site wondering what on earth the 
gardner thinks of me!  If you don't hear any more from me, folks, you'll 
know that the gardener had me taken away in a straight jacket!!!!

It's perfectly true - life is NEVER dull with a basset around and thank 
goodness the Drool is here so that we can tell people these funny tails 
(NOT a spelling mistake, just bassetteese!).  However, if I sit back and 
think - (pause) imagine a normally sensible adult writing about a dog 
stealing bread ???? Maybe I do need locking up?