[Dailydrool] Emma The Delicate Tank Lovin Diva

[Yolanda]

Deer Emma, sumbuddy gotta help Da Brudder cuz yu bin gangin' up on him priddy bad.  I wuz jus' tryin' ta make yu laff, not getcha mad.  Da Brudder iz my furend an' I wood like yu ta be my furend, too.  But I kennot be furends wif bofe ub yu iffen yu iz gunna be mad at Da Brudder.  He izza good guy an' he lubs dat Elder Clara an' she lubs him to, but dey iz jus' tippykul brudder an' sisster - dey fites, den dey makes up, dey fites, den dey makes up.  I will eeben betcha dat iffen sumbuddy wuz tryin' ta hert Da Brudder dat Elder Clara wood be rite der ta help him ... an' he wood do da same fur her iffen she wuz beein' hert.

So whuddaya say?  Ken we awl berry da hatchut in da grownd an' not in eetch udder's hedds?  Huh?  Pleez?  Iffen we ken, woodja like ta be furends wif me an' Da Brudder?  I wood like dat, Emma.

Buddy "Da Holy Terrer ub Mishgun"
OEBE Treasurer ub Treachery
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