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[Cathy Burlew]

It is me Maggie Mae, Cakie has asked me , to ask my she slave to post this for her.  Cakie is having trouble posting to the Drool.  You know spring will be here soon and we must get our slaves to Boardwaddle so we can all get together to have FUN and help the poor hounds find forever homes.  Now I turn over the post to Cakie!

 Okay, let me at my keyboard. I have been a very restrained Cakie but 
> Auntie Taco Bell has WOOFED me big time that she has been reading 
> carefully and it appears that many houndies have not been adequately 
> cleaning out their human's pocketbooks as waddle season approaches. King 
> George has had his slave embroidering her fingers to the bone (that must 
> have hurt) making really nifty special waddle wear. My slave has a big bag 
> of it cause y'all are just not putting up a fight on houndsbay. Get bizzy. 
> Miss Brandy has made her slave gather a selection of only the finest 
> basset crap to woofle for BoardWaddle pledges. Did you get your humans to 
> look? There are the J. Crew basset NO RAIN BOOTIES! Do you know how much 
> Auntie Sherry Moore paid for a pair of them?????  The very last special, 
> signed, whinestone encrusted, hand carved Timmy Woods purse. (Maybe you 
> don't want that one.....Tri-State has no more in stock and my human 
> actually bought tickets...even though she has one of the basic hand carved 
> Timmy Woods purses that she bought right out of Timmy's hands!) There is a 
> custom knit cardigan that you can only get from the woofle. Ms. B's Auntie 
> designed it and hand knit it. (Wait, my slave bought tickets for that one, 
> too.....)
>
> Yes, I know that the economy is a little not good....but come on 
> houndies...that means that there are more poor houndies than ever before 
> hitting the rescues...and Tri-State Basset Rescue serves New York City and 
> Philadelphia and a whole lot of three states? .....and this is the big 
> event of the year and the bestest chance of getting really good basset 
> crap.
>
> I do not arooo out of both sides of my mouth. It has been hard enough 
> getting my slaves to part with their moolah. My slaves are working hard at 
> the BoardWaddle plans....spent all day yesterday in New York while we 
> stayed home all by ourselves for a nickzillion hours...and I still turned 
> on the look and got her to part with some coin......so you houndies just 
> gotta work a little harder to get that last dollar out of the slave's 
> wallet.
>
> Auntie Taco Bell says I have been much too easy about this.......and 
> translating for her...you have been WOOFED.
>
> Cakie, GM 01, Basset Hostess  (This will be my ELEVENTH BOARDWADDLE!)
> BoardWaddle with me and King George (he comes all the way from Texas!!!) 
> April 17-18, Ocean City, NJ
> 

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