[Dailydrool] Evil Lemon!!!!!

[jesspic5 at yahoo.com]

It is with a heavy heart that today I am forced to admit that my precious Lily is EVIL.  I have looked past her inability to not pee in her crate and inability to not poop on the floor when she's not crated.  I looked past her poop eating (ewwwww).  I have looked past countless stolen sandwiches, cookies, treats, pens, panties, embroidery thread.  I defended her when she peed on the couch, stolen daddy's Mont Blanc pen and ate the case, got onto the dining room table, eaten 3 pairs of my glasses, and countless other evil acts. She once opened a drawer and ate prescription medication.  I only discovered it was her after inducing vomiting in all 3 dogs and only getting pills back from her.  But today, I am forced to admit that at the ripe young age of 4, she has the face of a saint and the mind of the devil. 
 My husband got up at 6, uncrated Lily and took all three for their morning potty break.  He left at 6:30 and I was downstairs by 6:45.  In those 15 minutes, Lily took my MP3 player off the table, removed it from its case, and ate it.  EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!  Sorry for the rant, but I don't know if I am more upset about having to admit my Lemon Lily is EVIL or that my MP3 player is destroyed!

Jessica w/ Brianna (see mom, all I do is growl at you when you try to go near daddy), Tiffany (I might break the TV one day by throwing my nylabone, but at least that's all I chew!), Lily (I love you mommy), and the 4felines.
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