[Dailydrool] RATS!

[Karen]

Abby Gale of The Dog House Gang reporting in on the Rats link.  I am available 
for the rat and mouse hunting job for the cost of round trip transportation and fine foods. I 
will also require belly rubs on demand, walkies and a comfortable bed.  I would 
prefer a sleep number bed but if not available I will understand.

Not to worry, I speak fluent human but will speak basset very loudly if another 
furkid gets in the way of doing my job.  I have been trained by the best, 
Empress Ruby Doo, so no rat or mouse will escape my nose.  The only thing 
I will say is to please move all furniture far enough away from the walls or I will 
move it for you.  I will include the yard patrol for extra treats and cookies.

Reference:  Momma.  For the last 3 1/2 years I have keep the yard and house free of 
the rats that live in the creek and field behind our house.  No rat or mouse has ever entered 
our house.  (Momma would have a heart attack if they did).  

Training:  I was trained by the best!  Empress Ruby Doo is the Number 1 rat, mouse, and mole 
hunter in Northern California.  No critter escapes her nose and paws.  She trained me to 
be relentless in the hunt.  Our motto is: No varmits will live in our domain without permission
of the Empress.

Disclaimer:  I cannot be held responsible for any damages that may occur to personal items,
ornamentals or flower beds in my quest to rid your domain of the disgusting creatures.  I cannot
be held responsible for any violation of noise ordinances laws.  I am a very vocal girl while on the
job.  My howl is a tool that I use to scare the creatures into a  frozen trance like state.

For more information please contact me.

Abby Gale of The Dog House Gang

P.S.  For a lesser fee we could arrange for Bazzle or Sadie Maye to come to your house.  
Though I should warn you they are still in training and are easily distracted due to their age. 
(Their brains have not arrived yet)  I cannot guarantee that they will be as thorough as myself 
but I can arrange for a large discount if you decide to take both.  (The vacation would be worth it.)



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