[Dailydrool] Weeport fwum Kween Willow of Kassel Gardner

[Happy Hound Pet Services]

Gweetens fwum me kassel.  Dis Kween Willow.
 
Sabberdey wuz da howloweenie pawty fur CBHR.  Weze go.  Momma sez we dwessed as our sevs.  Da beguws stayded home, but me n Vitowia n da weenie dog aw go.  When da time fur da costume connest heppen, momma dwess me up as a debil!  A DEBIL!  She seys we dwess as weze sefs!  Vitowia dwess as an angel!  Momma bein mean!  If she wuntz mean, she get mean!  When dem OEBE meetins heppen?  Ize needta go meetin wif dem OEBE!  Weze need to organize us gainst da tyranny ob our own swaves!  Dwess me wike a debil.  I show you debil.  Hmph!
 
Weenie dog dwessed up wike wut my mommas says cawd a PIMP.  Sez it cuz he pwance awound wif us all - two girlie bassies, two girlie beguz (not countin KT but dat come wayter).  He duz.  Hes da man ob da house, so he wubs us wemmenz.  She say dat why he in da purple suit wif da big hat.  Ebberbuddy wub him!  Weze at a bassie pignig and ebberbuddy ooin and awwin ober da weenie dog!  NOT FARE!  Sposta oo and aw over mememememememe!
 
We got weze cookie bookie!  Weze cited!  Momswave cited too.  She stay up wates weeden it.  She puts us to beddie, and den we hears her gigglen in hers woom.  Gigglen and gigglen.  Siwwy momma.  Her wite finawy gode out an ower later.  Weze ask her wut so funnies.  She say Brudder hab a wecipee speshully fur Elder Clara annit maker waf.  
 
This mornen she sweep wite fwoo her awarm.  No getsus bwekfus on time!  Aw she finkin bout is "I wate for workie! I wate for workie!"  No pawlogees or nuffin!  I finkee she o's me a pawlogee fur da wate bwekfus!  
 
Momma sez she gon twy dem houndie tweets since she kent cook no more for peepuls counta weze sweep inda keechin.  Says she cant cook wif aw dat doghair.  Noshur whad da pwobwem is.  Youz nose?  I chews my bottom whenit ichuz, and da hair no bodder me.  No shur y a wittle houdie hair make any difwunce.  Kn any youz oder hounies spwanit to me?  Dun gettit.  I nose momperson eatit aw da time an she no compwanes, but she no feedit to her fwens.  I fink dem fwens be wucky hab our hair in da foodie!  Xtwa sweetness fur dem!
 
I fink dat begul KT gon stay wif us.  Not sure bout dat - she funna pway wif, but yesserday she gotted a bone!  I dint getted a bone!  Momma say she not twainin KT cuz momsmomperson untwain her wast time she do it.  Says der no point in takin da time.   so giver bone cuz jus wanner shut up.  Momma NEBER do dat wif we.  If we barky, we get NUFFIN!  If we jumpie we get NUFFIN!  Momma nebber give us NUFFIN to shut us up or make us weeb her wone!  Weze just spected ta do it wiffout nuffin!  But KT gotted a bone!
 
Betterz go - gotta pwans on how I mek my pwace in da OEBE.  I nose you not be dispoined for wetten me in da OEBE.  I pawfect fur it.  Momswabe be sowwy she gib KT bone and dwess me as a debil.  

Dwool to awl in need.  Specially dem dat wost der houndies.  Dats da worstest fing ebber.
 
- Kween Willow, wuler of the lesser houndies (Victoria, CJ, Benton, Annie, Molly, and sometimes Katie)


Dawn Gardner
Behavioral Consultant & Trainer
www.happyhoundpetservices.com