[Dailydrool] Getting"fixed"

[Swartz]

OM doG!!!!Henry, This is Colt 1/2 half of the Bad A** Basset Brothers. The 
mischeivous one! Momma had Ruger & I "fixed"  We didn't need fixed either!!! 
No basset needs fixed!! We are perfect specimens of the reflection of God. 
We heard her talk to Dad about it saying that we needed "fixed"...something 
about testosterone getting out of whack, making us mark territory (our 
territory is fenced..no need to mark it), digging out to chase tail (I case 
my own tail...or Ruger's when we play tag...I don't need to chase anyone 
else's) Daddy said that he didn't want to have any part of us getting fixed! 
So a few days later she dropped us off at the vetman...Not happy about being 
left there!  He put us in a kennel and a little later his minion came in and 
took Ruger!  A nickzillion minutes later Ruger was brought back  and had a 
tube in his throat and was out cold!  Then they took me!!!  I was howling 
for my brother to tell me he was okay...but the minion took me and they gave 
me a shot and I got all druggy feeling...next thing I know I wake back up in 
the kennel and barked for Ruger...He barked back saying that he was okay but 
had been robbed!!! Robbed, what the doG???  Ruger said that his family 
jewels were gone! So I checked for mine and they were gone...Holy doG what 
did momma get us into???  Finally momma came to get us & took  us home , we 
were still a little woozy and slept the rest of the night...but the next 
morning I looked to see if it might have been a bad dream, but it wasn't my 
jewels were still missing and so were Ruger's! We went to tell momma about 
the theft but she just cuddled us, gave us doggie ice cream and snuggled us 
some more, we tried to contact a Police dog but none would respond to our 
911 calls. "Hey Ruger do you remember when the vetman stole our Family 
jewels? We need to bite that bad vetman next time we see him." So if your 
momma takes to get you "fixed" you need to lojack your family jewels!

Ruger and I are soooo sorry to hear about Basil going to the Bridge. We are 
sending heart healing drool to your family.
We are also sending tummy healing drool to the Western Missouri Basset 
Rescue.  Hope you hounds getting feeling better soon.
We also are sad that we will miss another Waddle!  Hope everyone in Michigan 
has fun. NORAIN-Stomp-NORAIN-Stomp

Love & Big wet sloppy kisses to all
Colt & Ruger...The jewelless hounds.