[Dailydrool] Iffin I be waddlin--

[basetsavr5 at aol.com]

dis nebber woulder heppin.
Dis Brudder Elwood. Dat rite iffin I be a waddlin dis woulder nebber 
heppin, but since Momma seys we gonna stey at home fur her hound 
supportin job, dis be da result.
I tellz youze liddel storie--whut this one specul cause da Brudder 
nebber paw too much on dat dey called Fridey whut be todey.
Momma leeb me home like da normalz dis mornin, go lookie at dem crash 
carz whut put food in me bowl, and she come back to me home.
Momma comez a rushin in da home goes rite to da sittin room, she lift 
da leg, and Sister Daisy bee rite dere. Momma gib her pets and she seys 
Sister Daisy, whut bee da lumpo basset here at me home, what dat bee?? 
You got new lump???
Well Momma gits down on da floor fur whut she callz da close up lookie.
Brudder Elwood bee assistin youze see-
Momma touch da spot an she seyz what is dis Daisy?? Momma touch da spot 
agin, an BLAMO da spot dooze da explodin rite in Momma's face.
Momma jump, she yell, she dash fur da sittin room, why dis stuff whut 
bee nasty an chunky bee in herz hairz, her eyeballz glasses cobered in 
da chunkers, it bee up her snooter, and a drippin off da face. Momma 
seyin lots ob dem wurds, but dis too good fur da Brudder to miss, so I 
go on in da sittin room wif herz. Boy she hot. She bee a mess.
Well she git all clean and she go back to Sister Daisy, and now she gib 
it a squeeze--but she gots it all cobered up wif a towel dis time.
Momma wipe off da wallz, git da meddecinez out and Brudder Elwood gib 
Momma wurdz ob da adbice.----
Brudder Elwood seyz-

Momma iffin we be at da waddle, dis heppin to Daddie.

Drool to all in need----


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake