[Dailydrool] MomPerson werks

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Nigel Llewis an Conley sumtime alzo Cooper.
MomPerson bin werkin all day. No Fun. Brekkes late she slept late. Not til
SIX did we eet! Stumuck howlin like a wolf by den.
Lunch lete. Mebbe WON beefor she member ta feed we.
Dinner not yett time but betcha she lete for dat too.
Firss she go get joolry few daze ago cuz she gotta thing it gotta go to in
wherebber Daffodil and Lilie an Daisy lib. Dat town, not neer heer.
MomPerson gots sumbudddy else gone dribe it dere but it gotta be allneet an
cleen an in pekeges an markt wif seckrit code an nummers an whut is it gone
cost an stuff.
So one day she meke all dese tasgs.
But dey wrong.
She tekem all off meke new wons, forgit a few. Meke sum da same. Skip some
nummers. (Llewis he say dere onlee 35 whut she prollem??)
I dunno eider. We goes in and out and in and out and hab a few mock fites
and bark and bark and fall off da couch an stuff an den start helpin she but
she no want help. What dat word she use Llewis?
Ungunlate.  No? Ungrate. INGRATE. Dat it.
Cnly try climbin da chair an den da tebel but he got yellt at.
Den he foun a BRAND NEW wuden spoon. MomPerson turnin poipel. Eyeballs
kinder fiery. She meke mizsnake. Gotta meke new copees ob da "inventoady"
whut all da nummers go on in order. Printer no werkin. Conley he checkin out
da joolry in treys onna tebel. MomPerson heers cliunk. Go flyin inna odder
room skreemin npore liddel Conley he peed on da floor sum so den MPrsn felt
all bad.
Fix da prinner whut she callt lotsa nemes.
Start all ober counting and riting. We watch. We quite. Well till da maleman
come.
While MPrson out tawkin ta he Cnly got da big rolla bobble styuff whut she
usin to peck da joolry in so it no break.
IT SO COOL!! It got poppity stuff init we kind run an poppity it and walker
onit an poppity it and den oops heer she cum an dere dose red, burning
eyeballs and smokin hair agin.
We spen sum time in da crates. Heer MPerson owt dere mumblin and sayin
turrible fings about we, dey not true, reeely dey not.She let we out an den
da DadPerson call and say he be hume soon an whut he want for eetin.
MomPerson no want dat. Conley climming on da tebel lookin at jooly fine some
tags wif string onnem. MomPerson slammer down da tawkin machine an hed for
Cnly who beet it beke to he crate. No fool, he.
MomPerson finely finish. Puddit all away. Call DPerson sayt dat not whut we
habin, too bad. She putted stoff away an when DadPerson come home she gots
dinner ammos reddy an she say YOU GONE HELP ME WIF DIS  ^%&&*(%%$# BEFORE
YOU GOES SLEEPY, YEAH? and he say Yeah. He needa crate too, sumtimes.
Love an Drool to eberbuddy whut needs it.
Da Brudders Grim
Nigel, Llewis an Conley (Cooper he stay ousside all day.)
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