[Dailydrool] Showtime!

[don/jan cook]

I live in Victoria, BC. Our small dog show is this weekend.
They are having a Las Vegas night on Fri., so Stuart (my Basset)and I  
are going to it. I'm wearing my Dad's old tux and top hat and a black  
cape with a silver lining and red sequin trim. My daughter Christine  
is in physical theatre so she gussied us up .
My name, I decided, is VIC-TOR SCOOP- ZEE- POOP.
The costume she made Stuart is fantastic. Sequins on his front paws,  
and a two toned tight body suit with sequins on his long body, fishnet  
stockings on his hind legs, black and red feather anklets on his hind  
legs.
A head band of chorus girl feathers, and overall, an "Elvis" type  
cape, in red and silver satin, with matching red fringe! I will whisk  
it off with a great flourish, as I introduce him/her.
His/her name is VIC-TOR-I-A  SAG-GAY  BAG-GAY!
I think I will dress him up again one day when we are visiting our old  
folks home, they'd get a kick out of it as well!  It is too good a  
costume not to show off a couple of times.
Jan