[Dailydrool] Lake Elder Clara

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Dis Brudder Elwood. It bee Sundey, what be a dey da Brudder likes. Cept fur todey. Brudder Elwood git a baff. Now unner da normalz, when I get me baff, it bee one ob dem fings.Rub a dub we done. But not todey. And I knowz you bee finkin I seez da black and whit kitty, but dat ain't so. I tellz youze all liddel story.
Todey, all we houndies teke liddel affernoonz nap, git up a feelin gud, and one fing leebs to nudder an we all dooze da basset fibe hunnerd. Brudder Elwood lead doggie wif Brudder Jake honkin on and Sister Daisy bring up da rearz. Brudder Elwood go ober da couch, down da hall,  in da libbin room, circle round and man we be rollin nows, Brudder Jake bee barkin, and Sister Daisy is a keepin up todey. LandBarge Elder Clara is a layin dere watchin, so we go round her and I headz round da corner fur da kitchen.
Brudder Elwood ain't heppy bout Den it Heppin todey.
Brudder Elwood in oberdribe as I head roun da corner in da kitchen and bout dat time I seez da problum, an slam on da brakes. Dat not gonna help cause Lake Elder Clara rite dere in da kitchen an me pawzeetraction ain't gonna stop now. Brudder Elwood slide to da leff, roll to da rite an hit da stove wif me snooter furst. Brudder Jake hit da puddle an bash inta Brudder Elwood. Sister Daisy slide an glide rite on inta da pile ob we houndies. We git up, shake it off, we cobered in Elder Clara pee. We shake, it go ebberywhere. Well Momma show up bout dis time, my dis bee a mess. We houndies bee drippin, Elder Clara why she go gallonz an spoil da fun.
So we git baff. Momma ridin da mop, and a washin da food room. Elder Clara snoozin on da perch.
Brudder Elwood bee finkin dat kitty kat up dere in Sheecago is a lookin gud.

Drool to all in need--



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
  
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