[Dailydrool] Spam an Kittie

[Beverly Szaton]

Dere Spam,


Da Law Firm not hab a lotta sperience wif kitties. But Mr. Cooper hab. So we
gone gib dis won to Mr. Cooper, Sir:
Uh.
Oh..Kitties.
You cannot wrap a kitty. Do not try. Kitties come with advanced weaponry at
which a dog may only guess. Once.
Dat kitty very smaller than you do not be fooled.
Dey gots needles on every toe whut they know how to use an they got shark
teeth. They know how to use dem, too.
Also dey mooves a lot fastern you think they can. Trust me on this one.
An remember;
Liddel kitties cute. So you pick on a liddel kitty an your MomPerson gonna
git YOU, not dat kitty.
Ever hear a kitty laugh? It nasty.
My advice based on personal sperience is stay away from da kitty and be very
very nice to it.
And speshually:

DO NOT TRY TO WRAP IT. IN ANYTHING.

You Welcome,
Mr. Cooper, Sir for da Law firm ob Nigel, Llewis, Conley & Cooper
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