[Dailydrool] She callz me WHUT????

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Otay--whooze sent dis wedder??? We gotz da flakes dat fell frum da sky, it be cold, da ground all white, me toebones are a freezin an iffin dat aint good nuff, da Big Flake come a sailin thru me door dis mornin yellin Elwood yooze be in da troubles.
My hebbinz, I was a curled up in me crate, dreamin ob woomenz when I git dis liddel wake up call. I lift me headbone. Dere it bee.
Momma. Rite dere. A glarin in me crate, shakin da paw at da lovin Brudder. I seyz, Whut? Dat might not whut Momma a lookin fur me to sey. Momma seyz, now lookie here you little varmit, lookie my new glob. I anit got no finger covers on them two fingers. Doo youze know how cold it is a workin outside wif youze fingers a hangin out???
Brudder Elwood gib dis lookie, she be a shakin da glob in me snooter. I gib it da sniffy. Yep, dat me drool. Dem me chopper marks. My, I do nice job. 
Brudder Elwood jump start da brain cell, Momma about to lower da boom.
Brudder Elwood sayz, Momma I bee sorry. 
Momma seyz you better bee liddel boy.
LIDDEL BOY?? 

Eight more fingers to go-----

Drool to all in need



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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