[Dailydrool] Whut a dey

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Whut a dey, whut a dey. We gotz snow. Snow at da 
Brudders home. I not bee a heppy hound. Dere bee snow ebbrywhere, da 
wind bee a blowing and Momma is specting all ob wee to go rite out dere 
an freeze me toebones off. Why we gots snow rite up to me tailpipe. An 
da wind bee a blowin and den dere bee biggie flash and poof. We gots no 
power, No juice, no nuffin. Hours ob nuffin. Brudder Elwood still git 
me ebbin bowl, but hebbins, da home be dark, Daddie gotz da fire a 
roarin, but Brudder Elwood glad fur da furcoat. Momma all upset, Elder 
Clara hab liddel snak dis affernoon, she gots da rumblin tummy now, and 
Momma seyz it all be her fault. Dis whut heppin. Da nice wooman next 
door send ober to me home a nice pan ob what dey call lasagna. Brudder 
Elwood nebber hab dat, Momma seyz it not be fur doggies, but anyweyz, 
it be in da whitebox. Well Momma go to get summfin an she spill da 
whole pan an Elder Clara rite dere an she grab biggie snooter full. Now 
she gotz da belly a rumblin. The tailpipe is a blowin da gas, Momma is 
a pumpin in da stuff, but she said dis stuff was spicy, an Clara gots 
to hab da belly bee otay cause dere aint no way to dribe anywherez. I 
tell Momma she got cast iron gut, stop a worrin.
So dat bee me day. Daddie gittin ready to teke all ob we out he shobel 
new path, an Brudder Elwood a goin ta bed.  Nuff is nuff.
Iffin youze gotz snowplow an gas mask, send it to da Brudder.

Drool to all in need--


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake