[Dailydrool] TEN HOUNDIE PEEVES

[henning]

Some of you may already have seen these, but when I read
them, looking at Bubba OEBE, I had to chuckle.

TEN LARGEST PEEVES WE HOUNDIES HAVE ABOUT OUR MOM AND DAD
PERSONS.

 '1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny.... not funny
at all!!! 

 '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DAMN DOG! 

‘ 3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff
out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 

 '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop
it! 

'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know
why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 

'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food
chain. 

'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 

'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
yet. 

'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 

'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both
know the truth. You're just jealous. 

 Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's
boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? 

EVERY HOUNDIE HAS HIS DAY. 

WE HOUNDIES ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE (AS LONG AS YOU
FEED US!) 

Dadperson to Bubba OEBE