[Dailydrool] readin da droolz

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I readin me droolz, tryin to git me nebbermindz thawed out, but Momma says she heard nuff bout all dis white stuff, so I sabe dat for tamorrow. We gonna talk bout dis sitteeeation wif Brudder Gordy. Brudder Elwood liddel worried, yes sir, liddel worried. Brudder Gordy, I met youze Momma, she be berry nice, but now let me tellz you, a chompin on dat one gonna land youze in nebbber happin agin land. Brudder Elwood gots sperience in dis. So dooze Brudder Jake, and Elder Clara. Dis liddel whut dey say error ob da finkin heppin to us all but only bout one time ebbin if we ain't got no big boy brains. Now dat Elder Clara, why she git by wif it cause she old, but why me Momma was a gonna tie me earflappers to da tree out dere in me backyard. Momma's mean business dere Gordy, youze in troubles. 
Brudder Elwood help youze git out ob da houndhouse. 
Git dat sad face all rumpled up. Gib her da lookie. Be nice fur a few deys to dat ol wooman dog. Git da halo on, gib Momma sum time to furget whut youze do an nebber dooze it again. She gonna walk youze toebones off, I kin see dat comin. 
Now, youze be gud boy, dere odder ways to git to da slabes whut be much more fun.
Dat Brudder Elwood'z lesson ob da bitin da slabe. Been dere. Dun dat. As long as she don't touch me toebones I nebber dooze it again.

Drool to all in need--we don't need drool, but a snowplow would sure be nice---



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake 
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
 
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