[Dailydrool] Pwincess

[Beverly Gorman]

Dis be da Bwossum and ah wanz to beez a pwincess, too! Ah libben wiff dis ole ladee and ole manz in Gwen Wock, Penz-a-vainia. 
 
Dere iz a nudder dawg libben hewe, bu himz ole an leedle an ah dontz noze whut huppin to himz, but himz snooter is all mushed in like himz gotz himz snooter shutz in do culd fud cabinet, whatz dem hoomans calz a frid-jer-a-dor. Mawmmy sez nuffin huppen to himz, himz maide dat way, cuz himz a peak-in-da-nees. 

Ennywayz, ah dun skeered awl dem skwirrels outz da yawd, butz dem boidies keepzin mee bizzier dan a katz cobberin sh...poopz on a tin wouf. A skere da boidies an dem fwy away, butz dem keepz cummin backz, so ah skeres dem agin an agin.
 
Las nite, me beez unner do beeg dawg bed in da libbin woom... do hoomans cawl it da soo-fa, but id be beeg dawg bed. Ah canz geet unner dere cuz Dadee putz dees fings on da leggs, maiks da beeg space unner da soo-fa fo Bwossum to getz unner dere an hide fwom da hoomans when ah gotz summin dey no wantz me to hab. Enny A-roo, ah unner dere and ah bawkin, bawkin, bawkin.... dem hoomins nebber eben cumz to see iffen ah needs hep wiff da beeg boogie monzzer unner dere, dey juss laffin atz me! Whutz up wiff dat?
 
Ennyway, ah be a gud pwincess!
 
 

 


      
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