[Dailydrool] Cnly an da new fing.

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis lass nite.
I be snufgfling arnd lookn for smthng to do kinder borng rnd here latly.
MPrson in da rm whre she go an clse da dore. Smtmes in dere lng time smtimes
not.
Cnly fine dis newbie fing.
Size ob mebbe 6 or 9 bizkits piled nice.
Smellt funnee.
Kinda soff bt crnchy
Smellt lke Mmprsn but shades ob rubbry shoos mebbe an plestik.
It one she deksk.

So I tekes it.
I tekes it inna odder rm. I nubbels at it.
Not testee.
Well mebbe liddel.
Den, yup, it meke NOISEY!
Yikes.
Mmprson toys not youshuwally meke noiseyies. I dropt it den fink mebbe putit
beke.
I tekin it beke when Mmprson come outta da rm an sees me wif it an she
a- YELLIN!!! Oh my liddel eers! She yellt CNLY NO CNLY LEEB IT
So I do kin I hep it I stndng by da wadder bwl? No not my flt. She yell leeb
it I do. Cnly been good boy. She all flibberty yellin an dryin it you wooda
thnk it gowin to show or sumfin. Cnly end up in jail for been good.
Still dunt nose whut all da fuss bout. She aint haddit but cupla daze no
time ta lern to lub it like we.
She say
"Guess i keepin da fone now. At leese we nose it troo dat youse kin dropt it
in wadder it still werk."
Mebbe sumday I unnerstan dese fings.
I luv youse
luv an drool to all speshyually Trooper da honorary Basset an RB Johnny an
Auntie Sandi whut prolly need drool more dn Johnny.
Cnly



PS From MomPerson
That "fing" was my BRAND NEW very expensive cell phone that Conley so nicely
dropped in his water dish. Bought after reading it was indestructible and
water resistant. Yup. It is.
Now nicely personalized with special toothmarks. Thank God he missed the
antenna. (It's little but crunchy.)
Next dog gonna be a goldfish: can't reach ANYTHING.
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