[Dailydrool] Pacific Basset Feet: 33 more sign-ups; Need for Squirrel-stan Division; Liason with CIC Roland

[Val Brewer]

This is Bo of Hawaii, Commander in Chief of the Pacific Basset Feet

Let me say that I am awed (but not shocked) by the overwhelming response to my 
call for recruits. There are now 33 more recruits on top of our original 
42--that makes 75 canines and counting; 300 feet strong. Semper fido. Some are 
even reporting for duty from the Bridge. Thank you, St. Brendan's Brigade.

Before listing our most recent recruits, let me take care of a few orders of 
business. First, it is becoming clear to me that there needs to be a separate 
task force to address the terrorist squirrel-stan problem. Some recruits are 
reporting in with specific expertise and requests for this assignment. As our 
feet is based in the Pacific Ocean, I wish to delegate the organization of this 
stan-squad to its original founders who are based on land. I delegate this 
organization to the Pacific Fleet Mountain Division, whose task it is to root 
out the originators of the squirrelstan thread and coordinate the new task force 
with them.

Secondly, we have received a request for an award of the Basset Congressional 
Medal of Honor (do we have a basset congress yet? Don't let my brother anywhere 
near any puppy pages...) for the Late Great Mr. Cooper the Basseter for 
eradicating multiple terrorist stans and their rodent cousins. I support this 
award and refer the recommendation to the Stan-squad for further action.

Thirdly, I want to commend all of you for your dedication to the protection and 
furtherance of bassetdom. I am very proud. My brother and I come from a long 
line of Nay-vy families--we were born in naval housing near Pearl Harbor and 
lived with ten different naval families between us in military housing before 
settling in our forever home (with civilians, as it turns out). You can take 
hounds out of the nay-vy, but not the nay-vy out of hounds. One of our brothers, 
Koa, found a forever home with a navy physician and has moved across 
deployments. Are you out there, Koa?

Finally, I wish to re-iterate that we are an all-inclusive, friendly force 
(aside from opposing terrorists like the squirrelstans). We would like to 
acknowledge the recent post by another Commander-in-chief--CIC Roland, Duke of 
Ears, OEBE, and urge all to support the Oregon Basset Waddle on July 17. Yours 
in action, Bo of Hawaii, Commander-in-chief of the Pacific Basset Feet



      
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