[Dailydrool] And here are the most recent 33 recruits

[Val Brewer]

This is Bo of Hawaii, Commander-in-chief of the Pacific Basset Feet

Here are the most recent 33 recruits. Welcome all. We are invincible.

Buttle: Chief Mess Officer
Pw. Elder Clara, OEBE, Queen of Farts: Head of the (Gas) Bomb Squad
Brudder Jake: "Whatever Forrest Gump Was" (a private?), or, alternatively, an 
aircraft carrier
Don the Man: Chief Cook and Booty Washer
Bebe: Percussion back-up to the Singing Swing Belles of the USO; snoring rhythm 
section, USO
Brother Bob: Paymaster (And may I say, the force needs many more C-lurk(er)s)
Herbie: TEA (Treat Enforcement Agent)
Maggie & Flash: Canadian Grill Seargeants (mmmm....)
Cassiti: PI Watchgirl of da food
Raymond: Chief barker
Suzie & Sascha: JAG lawyers --"legal beagles of the pedigree kind"
Ms. Beasley, BABES Royal Caretaker: Nurse corps "Wheezy Beezy", and lyricist for 
the Singing Swing Belles, USO
Quincy Von Moose: Submariner
Buddy: River Submariner for the Pittsburgh area
Roscoe: Good Will am-basset-dor for the Pittsburgh area
Admiral Sir Belvedere, (ret.), BABES Good Ship Lollypup: Advisor to the Pacific 
Feet
Masterpiece Bassets: Fellow swabbies with Morse, Evil Annie, and Maggie Wags
Honey: Am-basset-dor to the Shetland Islands
Mr. Cooper Sir: Nay-vy Inspector General
Gus: Gunner Assistant
Jersey: Master Chief Petty Officer
Suzy: Seaman Recruit
Ginger: Seaman Apprentice (I am uncertain if it would be legal to comply with 
the request that Ginger be sent to the brig prior to committing any infractions. 
Jaggie, your legal opinion, is requested. Please feel free to make use of the 
new legal beagles for assistance).
Shadow: Head chef
Jeffery: Hydraulics aircraft hound
Trudy, aka "Trudy the troll-up": USO member of the Singing Swing Belles of the 
USO
Buster Brown: SEAL (snatch edibles and leave)
Miss Sally: Agent in charge of Counter Insurgency
Lowla: Feet Translator
Wilbur the Wonder Basset: Pacific Feet Mountain Division Anti-stan Counterrorism 
Division. Reminder: please coordinate the organization of this division with its 
founders.
Dewey: Underwater Personnel Destroyer

Semper fido to this ever-growing, indomitable force. The power is ours! Bo, 
Commander-in-chief of the Pacific Basset Feet


      
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