[Dailydrool] a story and announcement from sirius

[Psy1801 at aol.com]

Hi, ebbyone, dis Sirius here, and I gots bof a story and a  Nouncement.
 
first, da Nouncement.  Gus is my brudder now!  We's adoptin him,  so he not 
a foster no more, he my brudder!  Course, Im da big brudder so i  gots to 
tell him wat to do.
 
now da story.  So, dadperson wanted to take momperson somepwace for  her 
burfday.  so he got dis pwace, dat da guy said he dog fwendly.  so  we went.  
but, lissen to wat happen.
 
mom and dad put we inna cwates and say dey gonna go out for wile.  we  
figger dey gonna eat, we wanna come too.  so we bark and dey go out.
 
well, gus say to me, wat we do, dey wenn out ennywayz.  you tole me at  da 
house, iffen we bark wen dey not home, dey not ansser.  you tole me a  
basset barking in da forest wen nobody dere, he better lie down and take a  nap.  
so we go sleep?
 
I say to gus, no, dis diffwent.  dere's odder peeple here, dey gotta  
annser.  we gotta bark more.  
 
da problem be--wen we hab dis con..ver..sashun, it sound to da peeple like  
"woof, woof, woof" and dey tink we just makin noise.  so da mean man, he  
tell dem if we not reel kwiet, we gotta go home.  now ebbyone upset.   we be 
kwiet and we stay but we not stay tonite, we go home.  mom and dad  berry 
angwy wif da mean man, mom say wat you tink, dogs nebber bark.  she  tole him 
dey come back and get us if we not kwiet in few minnittes.  he  tink ONE 
woof, dat bad!
 
well, ennywayz, i, sirius, unnerstood dey need us reel kwiet.  so wen  we 
came in fwom walkies, gus, he little and he tired, he go in cwate and go to  
bed.  i gib dem a look, and a wittle "woof" and dey take me out ob da cwate  
to tawk to me, and i cwimb wite on da bed, and i stay da hole nite wif mom 
and  dad.  i get most ob da bed.  
 
mommy want me to tell ebbyone, and to use my spell check so you all  
unner... understand me...da pwace...i mean the place is "speidel's bed and  
breakfast in brigantine, nj" and the mean man is glenn keyser.  so don't go  
there, he don't.. he doesn't really like dogs.  
 
lub to all and gus's drool to all dat needs it...i pawsonally nebber  
drool.  Sirius
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