[Dailydrool] Fixin BP's oil leak!

[bleuhound]

    Anyone with a basset knows the most sticky stuff known to both man 
and hound is.... hound drool!

    If everyone follows their hounds around the house and scoops up all 
the drool into an air tight jar and sends it BP (send it collect. BP 
said it has lots of money), then they could use it in a "drool shot"!  
Forcing a couple thousand tonnes of basset drool down the drill casing 
will cause oil leak to stop faster than a hound hearing the crinkling of 
treat bag been opened.

    As a matter of fact, if BP bought Bleu a thousand bags of treats, 
he'd produce more than enough drool to plug the oil leak in the gulf.

    I'm tellin ya..... a "drool shot" just might do the trick! ;)