[Dailydrool] refrigerator bassets

[Karen]

Dis me storee bout fridgy. Lass nite Momma in da bed almoss sleep.  
Der diss beep beep beep comin frum da kitshun.  OH NO me better run!  
Da basset warnin system soundin. Momma come awl discombobblelated
(me know big werd) and wobblin in to da food room.  Flap, Flap, Flap
go me door.  

Big door outside open an der stand Momma in all her....(wat Momma...oh no
just tellin eberyone how luvly youz is, speshully at nite).  Juss cuz me hab a 
apple in me mouf does dat make me guilty?  What happened to innocent til 
proben guilty?  Harump!!!   Momma sed "Drop it" in her meen tuff (yea rite)
werds. Ruby Doo a watchin dis.  Me gib dis a BIG think. Me no wanna repete 
ob da peanut butty ebent.  Ruby Doo no like me growly and snappy at da slabe. 
Herz nailed me to da floor by me sweet liddle froat an did not eben git in eben
a teenee weenee bit ob trubble.  Me went to jail fur almoss eternity!  Da Empawess 
may be gettin liddle ole but me no bedder den mess with dat one!
No Sirree me drop dat apple quik like a flash!

Drats!  Foiled agin by da fridgy larm...an ob corse da Empawess Ruby Doo too!

Droolz,
Bazzle, Da Bedeviling Bad Boy, OEBE
ob Da Dog House Gang

Gotta figgger out how to disconnect dese things. Yep dat includin Ruby Doo too.
Dey impedin on me nite time snacks.  

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