[Dailydrool] deer CnlY

[Pat Mayer]

Dis be Wudy...da protojay to da pwincess LilYGurl

I be writtin to tell you, living wif a pwincess can be no fun sum dayz.

 Its
 'do this, do that'
'get out of my foodbowl'
'get out of the pwincess bed'
'don't snif my butt or I'll bite yur noze off!'
' No you may not wear my hatz and git your teef off my purls!'

The treats are herz, the bread is herz, everything on the counter is herz,

I'm tellin you Cnly, thats only da beginning.  Anything that is chewed up or
Bwoken is my fault, a piddle puddle is my fault, if anything smelZ , its me,
if anyone gets yelled at, its me

how eber...i'll let you in on some inside information....da pwincess is a
crossober..she did duty on a float in a parade for The Great American Waddle
as ...The Court Jester in 2006!...I've seen pichures in my mom's office...

..so if you want to live wif a pwincess and wait on her royal hiney and
such, come on down..I'll show you around!


Yur  friend,  Wudy

Drool to all in need.
Luv and Kissies too.
Pwincess LilyGurl, Rudy- Protege to the pwincess,  and the rest of the
entourage
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